Thuggin' It

Dear Caden,

Your shorts should be your hiney hider without your diaper hanging out. Just like all the gangstas and thugs with their shorts to their knees and their boxers hanging out, this look does not become you.

Love,
Mommy

Steroids

Dear Caden,

Last week we took you to the Pediatrician because you were having difficulty breathing from all your congestion. Diagnosis: bilateral ear infections and RAD (respiratory airway disease). Treatment: antibiotics, breathing treatments Q4hrs, rescue inhaler and oral steroids. All I heard was steroids. On an already busy 2 yr old. Fabulous. Last night you were in bed singing and talking to yourself and Mr. SeaHorse until you crashed at 10:45pm. Dinner last night for you consisted of: 1 1/2 chicken breasts, baked beans, 1 taco, 4 waffles, 1 banana, a cup of dried cranberries and 2 cups of milk...and you were still asking for a snack. These steroids are something.

Love,
Mommy

Toilet Paper

Dear Caden,

I understand that technically, you did do exactly what I asked. However, when Mommy begs for you to bring her some toilet paper because Daddy left the roll nearly empty, please bring back more than just the corner of one square.

Love,
Mommy