Diaper Surprises

Dear Caden,

We are not exhibitionists, nor do we live in a nudist colony. Mommy prefers that you keep your bottoms and diaper on at all times, especially during nap time. Even more so if you have a surprise in your diaper. Mommy wishes Daddy were back from the UK, because she would have given him the delight of finding and cleaning up your diaper surprise pieces that you threw on the floor. If you don't mind, could you please save all your exciting little messes until he gets back? Thanks.

Love,
Exhausted Mommy