Dear Caden,
The purpose of a fork is to take food from your plate and transport it to your mouth. It is not 1) to be used as a drum, no matter how awesome a beat you can make or 2) to be used as a hairbrush, no matter what Ariel the mermaid may have told you. It is not a dinglehopper. You may carry on with dinner.
Love,
Mommy
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