Jersey Cows

Dear Caden,

I would like to make a clarification for you: Mommy does NOT say "Moo!" Mommy says, "I love you." I know this may be a little confusing for you, as Mommy did appear to have the qualities of a Jersey cow for several months as she breast fed you. However, those days are long gone and I can assure you that I am not a cow. Part pig maybe, but that is another story for another time. You may now finish singing your Old MacDonald song. Thank you.

Love,
Mommy