Belly Buttons

Dear Caden,

No, you do not need a new belly button. No, you cannot feed Jacob through his belly button, please take the fish stick out of his belly button. No, I don't know why Daddy has so much fuzz in his belly button and you don't, but you will get there one day I am sure of it. No, your belly button doesn't talk while you are asleep. No, your belly button doesn't burp. No, Mommy only has one belly button and not the 5 you keep trying to say - those are scars from my surgeries. No, Mommy's belly button isn't thirsty. No, you're belly button isn't thirsty either - please take the straw out of it. No, Daddy's belly button didn't eat your finger - just take it out. No, your belly button doesn't toot and no, your hiney does not fall off if you unscrew your belly button (thank you Daddy). And once again, Tiger's belly button is not located underneath his tail.

Love,
Mommy