Jealous

Dear Caden,

I am jealous of you. Flat out jealous. It amazes me that when you pee you can just stop mid stream and say, "I done." Now of course, this isn't necessarily the full truth, for the moment that we get you redressed, flush, and wash hands. . .you say, "I pee pee!" which just restarts the whole process all over. You can pee 9,348,290 times in 10 minutes. You either have major prostate problems or wicked awesome muscle control. I cannot stop peeing if my life depended on it. As a matter of fact, after having you, I think I am in a constant state of peeing. Like I said, jealous. You did this to me.

Love,
Mommy