Peeing Outside

Dear Caden,

You are outside playing with Namee, running around and splashing her with water. She gets up to go inside.

You ask, "Um, where are you going?"

"To use the restroom, I will be right back."

"You can go out here, just not poop."

"Oh? Why not poop?"

"Because Mommy and Daddy will get mad."

You then proceed to show Namee how she can pee in the backyard and how if she does it juuuuust right she can hit the fence.

Sorry neighbors, I know you called HOA on me last year for my child being indecent in my own backyard. It's summer, he's dripping wet from playing in the water, and I will powerwash the fence before we move. At least you know he's not pooping.

Love,
Mommy