'Sploding Bladder

Dear Caden,

We are sitting at the table when you announce that you need to use the restroom. Once finished you came back and come up to Daddy saying, "Wow Daddy! I had so much pee pee my bladder was going to 'splode! "
He looks at you and says, " Really? Wow, that is a lot! I am glad you went, thank you for going in the potty."'
Your face gets bright and you excitedly tell him, "Ohhh yeah! Do you know how much that is? You know how much 'splode is?!  It is so much pee pee it can fill the bathtub! That's a lot!"
Enough to fill a bathtub, huh? Yes, my dear Caden, that would definitely make my bladder explode too.

love,
Mommy