Beans

Dear Caden,

"Momma! I love beans!"

"Really? Since when? You always whine when I serve them for dinner."

"No, no,  no! I like them!"

"So the next time I give them to you, you will eat them with no complaints?"

"Gross! No!"

"But you just said..."

"No momma! Like red beans, and white beans and blue beans and human beans! We don't eat human
beans!"

"True. We aren't cannibals and it is a felony."

"...but we can eat jelly beans!"

Love,
Mommy