Dear Caden,
"Momma, what are we eating for dinner tonight?"
"I'm not quite sure Caden."
"So we aren't eating beans tonight?"
"No sweetheart, no beans tonight."
"Good. We're not eating humans tonight."
No matter how many times I have tried to explain it, you still think it is human beans and not beings. I think I should start to come up with a good explanation for the future in the event I get asked why my son is telling his teachers he is eating people. Last I checked, we were out of soylent green.
Love,
Mommy
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