Texas two steppin' corn

Dear Caden,

I know that you are not a fan of your veggies, most little ones aren't. However, sticking corn up your nose and then nose launching them isn't cool. Also, making Mommy decide if she needs kelly forceps or alligator forceps to get that one piece of corn that you shoved so far up your nose that it is doing the Texas two-step with your brain, really isn't cool. Please keep your corn on your plate, or in your mouth. Thanks in advance.

Love,
Mommy