The goldfish cracker that (Almost) got away

Dear Caden,

For future reference, when you see Mommy silently and quickly kick your dropped goldfish cracker underneath the car it is because I was hoping you wouldn't see me do it. This is not an invitation to climb underneath the car in an effort to retrieve said goldfish. And when Mommy is pleading with you to drop the cracker after you proudly get it, it is because her hands are full and she can't take it from you. PLEASE do not smile and shove the grease striped fish into your mouth and say, "mmmm!"...Like. You. Just. Did.

Love, 
Mommy