Thursday, January 31, 2013

Broken Crackers

Dear Caden,

I understand that you must inspect all food prior to tasting it. However please know it is perfectly acceptable to eat broken crackers. There is no alteration in taste - I swear to you. Try and understand how difficult it is to find a perfect, pristine cracker. Let alone more than one. There is absolutely no need to melt into a puddle of tears, I promise no one took a 'bite' out of it, they were just suffering from early crumbification.

Love,
Mommy

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