Dear Caden,
We need to discuss the difference between personal and communal property. I understand that Mommy's snack looked absolutely delicious and that my reflexes are ridiculously slow, but you don't have to taste test every last piece of food on MY plate. Mine has not been harvested in some enchanted forest fertilized by unicorn poop. You have the exact same snack on your plate.
Love,
Mommy
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