May or May not

Dear Caden,

You may, or may not, have been extremely busy this morning. You may, or may not, have started locking doors and shutting them. This includes, maybe or maybe not, locking Mommy in the garage while she was inappropriately half dressed causing Mommy to freak out because she has no way to get back into the house except going outside to get to the front door. This may, or may not, have lead Mommy to dart out for all the neighborhood to see to her half naked as she scrambled to unlock said front door. Mommy may, or may not, need to start wearing keys around her waist like a warden.

Love,
Mommy